yungterra:

You want my phone number? It’s useless. The best way to contact me is to fill a human skull with acorns and vigorously shake it into the night. I will hear you eventually.

(via like-a-kiss-in-the-wonderland)

officialburngorman:

WHY DO WE EVEN HAVE GENDERED DEODORANTS IF IM A GROWN ASS MAN AND I WANT TO SMELL LIKE COCOA BUTTER KISS THEN I FUCKIN WILL

(Source: officialscud, via like-a-kiss-in-the-wonderland)

virginitity:

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(via like-a-kiss-in-the-wonderland)

citgo:

rosaparking:

GRAPES ARE DISGUSTING

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(via jonophobias)