st0rmer:

Go fuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuck yourself

(Source: humancum, via floraehls)

valleyofdestruction:

spoken-not-written:

dropped my scrabble game on the sidewalk

What’s the word on the street?

(via ofpewds)

albrie:

wHEN PEOPLE ASK YOU WHAT YOUR MOST TREASURED POSSESSION IS AND THEN JUDGE ME WHEN I SAY IT’S MY MACBOOK WOW SORRY DID YOU WANT ME TO SAY A LOCKET MY GREAT AUNT ALICE’S GRANDFATHER’S SON HANDCRAFTED FROM KING ARTHUR’S SWORD WELDED WITH PHOENIX TEARS AND THE BLOOD OF A WOOD NYMPH NO OKAY I FUCKING LOVE MY MACBOOK NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP AND WATCH HOW I CAN SCROLL WITH TWO FUCKING FINGERS OKAY THAT”S BETTER THAN ANY LOCKET

(via jonophobias)

gayisthenewokay:

me on jennifer lawrence’s leaked nudes:

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(via cringing)

onionprince:

harry styles goes on a date
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(via theoliviashow)

wolvermates:

i thought i bought two tickets to a one direction concert

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not two tickets to the guN SHOW

(via theoliviashow)

anneboleyns:

"but officer they were fucking with my clique"

(via theoliviashow)

aztec-dreams:

don’t you hate it when you go out for a coffee and then come back home at 3am drunk as fuck?

(via zaynsbro)

chessys:

stop leaking female celebrities nudes and start leaking the sims 4

(via zaynsbro)

at a restaurant while u high like

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"can i order this"

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"would you like a soup or a salad?"

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"WHATS A SUPER SALAD"

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(Source: girlfuriend, via laughingstation)

divinedorothy:

do you ever think about how fucked you’d be in medieval times with your weak eyesight, asthma and homosexual tendencies

(via cringing)

jagkcitybitch:

Things people don’t get to choose:

  • Sexual Orientation
  • Gender Identity
  • Height
  • Weight
  • Appearance
  • Disabilities
  • Mental Illnesses
  • Race

Things people do get to choose

  • To be an ignorant bitch-faced asshole to people because of things they have no control over

(Source: gxylien, via zaynsbro)